Alchol sayings

1. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."

2. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

3. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."

4. "I drink to make other people more interesting."

5. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

6. "Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."

7. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a wine enthusiast."

8. "Alcohol: helping people lower their standards since [insert year]."

9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

10. "I have a mixed drink about whether or not I should have another drink."

Above is Alchol sayings.

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