Baby driving sayings funny
1. "I drive like a baby - slow and unpredictable!"
2. "I may drive like a baby, but at least I don't cry when I'm stuck in traffic!"
3. "I'm like a baby driver - I can barely reach the pedals!"
4. "I drive like a baby because I'm always in the backseat of life!"
5. "I drive like a baby because I'm still learning to walk... I mean drive!"
6. "I drive like a baby - with a lot of stops and starts!"
7. "I drive like a baby because I'm always looking for my pacifier... I mean my keys!"
8. "I drive like a baby - with a lot of babbling and cooing!"
9. "I drive like a baby because I'm always throwing tantrums when someone cuts me off!"
10. "I drive like a baby - with a lot of drool and messiness!"
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