Batman and robin sayings funny
1. Batman: "I'm Batman."
Robin: "And I'm... Robin. Yeah, not quite as intimidating, I know."
2. Batman: "I work in the shadows."
Robin: "And I work in the... slightly dimmer shadows."
3. Batman: "I am vengeance, I am the night."
Robin: "And I am... well, I'm just here for moral support."
4. Batman: "I have a plan."
Robin: "Is it a good plan, or a 'let's see how this goes' plan?"
5. Batman: "I am the Dark Knight."
Robin: "And I'm the... slightly less dark Knight? Maybe more like a Twilight Knight."
6. Batman: "I'll take care of this."
Robin: "Great, I'll just stand here and look... sidekick-y."
7. Batman: "I work alone."
Robin: "Except for when I'm here, right?"
8. Batman: "I am the symbol this city needs."
Robin: "And I'm the... symbol this city tolerates."
9. Batman: "I am the protector of Gotham."
Robin: "And I'm the... guy who helps out sometimes."
10. Batman: "I am the hero Gotham deserves."
Robin: "And I'm the hero Gotham... well, Gotham's got me, so make of that what you will."
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