Beer huggie sayings drunk
Here are some funny and lighthearted sayings that are often found on beer huggies:
1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my dance moves."
2. "Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862."
3. "Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
4. "I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive."
5. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a beer huggie."
6. "Beer: because no good story ever started with a salad."
7. "Beer: making people more interesting since... who cares, just drink it."
8. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
9. "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
10. "I have mixed drinks about feelings, but beer is my therapy."
Above is Beer huggie sayings drunk.
1. I'm an artist and I'm sensitive about my shit.2. I'm an artist, and I'm sensitive about my art.3. I'm a recovering perfectionist. I'm just trying to be better than I was yesterday.4. I'm always trying to be a better person and a better artist.5. I'm not a preacher, but I have a message,
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.3. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.4. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.5. I'm friends with 25 letters
1. I live. I love. I slay. I am content.2. What doesn't kill me, makes me stronger.3. I live, I burn with life, I love, I slay, and am content.4. I am a Cimmerian. I live, I love, I slay, and I am content.5. I am Conan, Cimmerian. I will not be stopped.6. I am a barbarian. I am a warrior.
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1. Love is like a game of cupid's arrows, sometimes it hits you when you least expect it.2. Cupid's arrow may strike at any moment, so be ready for love to find you.3. Cupid's aim is never off, for love always finds its target.4. When cupid strikes, hearts are bound to follow.5. In matters
1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.6. All good things must come to an end.7. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.8. The grass is
1. Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction. - Erich Fromm2. Greed is a fat demon with a small mouth and whatever you feed it is never enough. - Janwillem van de Wetering3. Greed is a curse that destroys the
1. I drink therefore I am.2. In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.3. Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.4. I have mixed drinks about feelings.5. Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enem
1. Your Pokemon will be in good hands here at the daycare!2. I'll make sure your Pokemon gets plenty of exercise and attention.3. It's always a joy to see Pokemon grow and develop while in my care.4. Don't worry, I'll keep a close eye on your Pokemon while you're away.5. I have a special bo