Birthday sayings humorous someecards

1. "Age is just a number... that gets bigger every year. Happy Birthday!"

2. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy Birthday!"

3. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value. Happy Birthday!"

4. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Enjoy your special day!"

5. "Another year, another excuse to eat cake for breakfast. Happy Birthday!"

6. "You're not old, you're just retro. Happy Birthday!"

7. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Have a fun-filled birthday!"

8. "Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Happy Birthday!"

9. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine. Happy Birthday!"

10. "They say age is just a number... but in your case, it's a really big number. Happy Birthday!"

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