Bullshit meter quotes and sayings

1. "The bullshit meter is always on, so watch what you say."

2. "Don't try to feed me lies, my bullshit meter is finely tuned."

3. "I can smell bullshit from a mile away, so don't even try."

4. "The bullshit meter never lies, it always knows the truth."

5. "Keep your stories straight, or my bullshit meter will catch you."

6. "Honesty is the best policy, because the bullshit meter never lies."

7. "You can't fool me, my bullshit meter is always on high alert."

8. "The bullshit meter doesn't discriminate, it detects all forms of deception."

9. "Trust is earned, and the bullshit meter is the ultimate judge."

10. "When in doubt, trust the bullshit meter to reveal the truth."

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