Cheesy birthday sayings

1. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"

2. "You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic. Happy birthday!"

3. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Enjoy your special day!"

4. "Another year older, another year wiser, and even more fabulous. Happy birthday!"

5. "Life is short, eat the cake. Happy birthday!"

6. "You're not just a year older, you're a year better. Happy birthday!"

7. "Age is just a number, but cake is a delicious reality. Enjoy your special day!"

8. "May your birthday be as sweet as the cake and as cheesy as your jokes. Happy birthday!"

9. "You're like a fine wine, you only get better with age. Happy birthday!"

10. "Another year, another reason to celebrate how fabulous you are. Happy birthday!"

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