1. "Will cook for compliments"
2. "Kiss the chef"
3. "Sous chef in training"
4. "Life is too short for bad food"
5. "Eat, drink, and be merry"
6. "Cooking is my superpower"
7. "Food is love made edible"
8. "Chef by day, superhero by night"
9. "In chef we trust"
10. "Keep calm and cook on"
Above is Chef t shirt sayings.
1. Wishing you a pawsitively wonderful holiday season!2. May your holidays be filled with love, joy, and lots of wagging tails!3. Sending you warm holiday wishes from our furry family to yours.4. May your holiday season be as bright and cheerful as your pet's smile.5. Furry and bright, may
1. Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.2. Sandy toes and salty kisses.3. Let the sea set you free.4. Happiness comes in waves.5. Mermaid kisses and starfish wishes.6. Seas the day.7. Salt in the air, sand in my hair.8. The beach is my happy place.9. You can't stop the waves, but you can
1. Words cannot express the sorrow we feel for your loss. Please know that you are in our thoughts and prayers.2. May the love and memories you shared with your family member bring you comfort during this difficult time.3. Our hearts go out to you as you navigate this profound loss. Please lean
1. As useful as a chocolate teapot.2. Crazier than a bag of cats.3. Slicker than snot on a doorknob.4. Busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.5. Happier than a tornado in a trailer park.6. Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.7. Sweating like a sinner in church.8.
1. I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-loved.2. I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky.3. I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy.4. I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes.5. I'm not misbehaving, I'm just expressing my inner puppy.6. I'm not a morning dog, I'm a night owl in a dog's
1. The AK-47: the weapon of choice for freedom fighters around the world.2. In the hands of a skilled operator, the AK-47 is a force to be reckoned with.3. The sound of an AK-47 rattling off in the distance is enough to strike fear into the hearts of enemies.4. The AK-47: simple, reliable, an
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not a mornin
1. Once you smell a skunk, you never forget it.2. Stink like a skunk.3. Don't make me spray you like a skunk.4. Smell you later, like a skunk.5. As bold as a skunk's stripes.6. You're as stinky as a skunk.7. Skunked out.8. Skunk in the room.9. Skunked up the place.10. Smelling lik
1. You're sweeter than chocolate!2. You're my favorite treat.3. You're the peanut butter to my jelly.4. You make my heart melt like chocolate.5. You're the caramel to my candy bar.6. Life is sweeter with you by my side.7. You're the sprinkles on my ice cream.8. You're the cherry on to
1. The cat's got your tongue.2. Has the cat got your tongue?3. Cat got your tongue, huh?4. What's the matter, cat got your tongue?5. Feeling tongue-tied, like the cat's got your tongue?