Chocalote sayings

1. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

2. "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." - Charles M. Schulz

3. "Anything is good if it's made of chocolate." - Jo Brand

4. "Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays." - Unknown

5. "There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate." - Linda Grayson

6. "Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment." - Unknown

7. "Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate." - Unknown

8. "Chocolate is the answer, who cares what the question is." - Unknown

9. "Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!" - Unknown

10. "Life happens, chocolate helps." - Unknown

Above is Chocalote sayings.

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