Cinderella funny sayings

1. "I'm not a pumpkin, but I do have a great carriage."

2. "Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a good pair of shoes?"

3. "Glass slippers may be fancy, but they're not very practical for dancing."

4. "I may have lost my shoe at the ball, but at least I didn't lose my dignity."

5. "If the shoe fits, wear it. Unless it's a glass slipper, then maybe just admire it from afar."

6. "I may be a princess, but I still have to do my own cleaning. Where's my royal Roomba?"

7. "I'm not just a pretty face, I also have a mean curfew."

8. "I may have a fairy godmother, but that doesn't mean I can't make my own magic happen."

9. "I don't need a prince charming, I need a prince who can cook."

10. "Life may not be a fairy tale, but I'm still waiting for my happily ever after... preferably with a side of pizza."

Above is Cinderella funny sayings.

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