New joker sayings
1. "Why so serious? Let's all just laugh and enjoy the chaos."
2. "I'm not crazy, I'm just ahead of the curve."
3. "Life's a joke, and I'm the punchline."
4. "You can't spell slaughter without laughter."
5. "Chaos is fair, it doesn't pick sides."
6. "I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the game."
7. "In a world of order, chaos is my superpower."
8. "I don't need a reason to smile, I just do."
9. "The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance."
10. "I'm not here to start a revolution, I'm here to start a party."
Above is New joker sayings.
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