Clever bar sayings
1. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
2. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
3. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a professional drinker."
4. "Alcohol, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
5. "I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive."
6. "I drink to make other people more interesting."
7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."
8. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."
9. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a connoisseur."
10. "Drink like a fish, swim like a mermaid."
Above is Clever bar sayings.
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