Funny mlp sayings
1. "Friendship is magic, but so is a good cup of coffee."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for a friendship emergency."
3. "I may be small, but my friendship is larger than life."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just practicing my friendship acrobatics."
5. "I don't always save the day, but when I do, it's with the power of friendship."
6. "I'm not a unicorn, but I can still sprinkle a little magic on your day."
7. "Friendship is like a good book - it's better when shared with others."
8. "I may be a pony, but I've got a heart as big as Equestria."
9. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and share it with a friend."
10. "I may not have wings, but my friendship can still help you soar."
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