Clever sayings about beer
1. "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
2. "Beer, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
3. "I have never met a beer I didn't like."
4. "Beer: helping people lower their standards since 3000 BC."
5. "In beer there is freedom, in wine there is wisdom, in water there is bacteria." - Benjamin Franklin
6. "Beer: because no good story ever started with someone eating a kale smoothie."
7. "Beer is the answer. I don't remember the question."
8. "Life is brewtiful with a cold beer in hand."
9. "Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson
10. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a beer enthusiast."
Above is Clever sayings about beer.
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