I wish funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally witty."
9. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
Above is I wish funny sayings.
1. As the buzzard flies, so does the heart of man.2. A buzzard's eye sees all, even that which is hidden.3. In the shadow of the buzzard, truth is revealed.4. Like a buzzard circling its prey, fate is always near.5. The cry of the buzzard foretells a change in the wind.6. To follow the pa
1. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.2. You are the love of my life, my heart belongs to you.3. I fall more in love with you every day.4. You are my rock, my anchor, my everything.5. I am so grateful to have you in my life.6. You make my heart skip a beat every time I see you.7. I lov
1. Diversity is our strength.2. A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian.3. We believe in a fair and inclusive society.4. We must work together to build a better future for all Canadians.5. We are stronger when we embrace our differences and work towards common goals.6. We must protect the
1. Crafting is my therapy2. Vinyl makes everything better3. Crafting is cheaper than therapy4. Crafting is my happy place5. Vinyl addict6. Crafting is my superpower7. Crafting is love made visible8. Vinyl makes everything more fun9. Crafting is my escape10. Crafting is my passion
1. Me want cookie!2. Wocka wocka!3. Oh, froggy!4. Piggy power!5. Great gonzo!6. Animal, wild thing!7. Kermit, leader of the pack!8. Fozzie, jokester extraordinaire!9. Gonzo, the great and mysterious!10. Piggy, fabulous and fierce!
1. Breaking hearts is easy, but healing them is the hard part. 2. A heart that has been broken is stronger than one that has never been hurt. 3. Breaking someone's heart is like shattering glass, the pieces may be put back together but they will never be the same. 4. Love can be a beautiful t
1. Cancer may have started the fight, but I will finish it. 2. Cancer is a word, not a sentence. 3. In the fight against cancer, hope is our strongest weapon. 4. Cancer is a journey, but you don't have to walk it alone. 5. Cancer may have taken away my hair, but it will never take away my s
1. I am Zim! I am the greatest invader ever to be banished to this horrible planet!2. Silence, filthy human worm-baby!3. Bow down before the mighty Zim!4. I will conquer this wretched planet and make it my own!5. I am the tallest! I am the tallest!6. I am Zim, your new ruler! Obey me or f
1. I exercise because I love my body, not because I hate it. Well, maybe a little bit because I hate it. 2. I don't sweat, I sparkle. 3. I workout because I know I would be the first to die in the Hunger Games. 4. Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 5. I exercise because I love the fe
1. When in doubt, ask your mother.2. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes.3. I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route.4. Money doesn't grow on trees.5. I'm not just your dad, I'm your ATM.6. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.7. I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my voice