Common funny english sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a sweet tooth that won't quit."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."

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