Crazy sayings on tombstones

1. "I told you I was sick!"

2. "Here lies the last person who asked me for directions."

3. "I'll be back...maybe."

4. "I always said I'd die laughing."

5. "I told you I was allergic to peanuts."

6. "I'm just here for the view."

7. "I left my heart in San Francisco...and my body here."

8. "I came, I saw, I decomposed."

9. "Don't worry, I'll haunt you later."

10. "I told you I needed more sleep."

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