Cross eyed sayings
1. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can see in two directions at once!"
2. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can wink at two people at the same time."
3. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can watch a tennis match without moving my head."
4. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can read two pages of a book simultaneously."
5. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can give you the evil eye and the friendly eye at once."
6. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can see around corners without turning my head."
7. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can keep an eye on you and your friend at the same time."
8. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can watch a movie in 3D without the glasses."
9. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can spot a fly on the wall and a bird in the sky at the same time."
10. "I'm so cross-eyed, I can look at you and your reflection in the mirror simultaneously."
Above is Cross eyed sayings.
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