Cross stitch snarky sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

5. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

6. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social moth - I only come out at night."

7. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just very particular."

8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

9. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass."

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

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