Dirty valentines card sayings

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together in some dirty scenarios.

Roses are red, violets are blue, let's skip the flowers and get straight to the bedroom.

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you and I'm melting.

I'm not a genie, but I can grant your wildest fantasies.

Let's make this Valentine's Day hotter than a summer day in hell.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I may not be a chef, but I can definitely whip up something special in the bedroom.

Let's make some fireworks of our own this Valentine's Day.

I may not be a doctor, but I can definitely give you a thorough examination.

You must be a parking ticket, because you've got "fine" written all over you.

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