Dog humor sayings
1. "I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-trained."
2. "I'm not fat, I'm just a little husky."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy."
4. "I'm not begging, I'm just practicing my puppy eyes."
5. "I'm not barking, I'm just expressing myself."
6. "I'm not stealing your food, I'm just redistributing it."
7. "I'm not chasing my tail, I'm just getting my cardio in."
8. "I'm not a couch potato, I'm a couch retriever."
9. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just a master of mischief."
10. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just pretending not to hear you."
Above is Dog humor sayings.
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