Funny diamond quotes and sayings

1. "Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but a sense of humor is her soulmate."

2. "I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond." - Mae West

3. "Diamonds may be a girl's best friend, but laughter is the best medicine."

4. "I never worry about the size of my diamond, as long as it sparkles with humor."

5. "Life is too short to wear boring jewelry. Add some humor with a diamond!"

6. "Diamonds are like jokes - they shine brighter when they come with a little humor."

7. "A diamond is just a piece of charcoal that handled stress exceptionally well."

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