Drunk sayings humor
1. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my dance moves."
2. "I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my personality."
3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking in cursive."
4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just exploring my inner pirate."
5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner rockstar."
6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just conducting a scientific experiment on the effects of alcohol."
7. "I'm not drunk, I'm just temporarily experiencing a gravitational pull towards the ground."
8. "I'm not drunk, I'm just on a liquid diet."
9. "I'm not drunk, I'm just channeling my inner philosopher."
10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just practicing my karaoke skills with a live audience."
Above is Drunk sayings humor.
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