Fake wise sayings

1. "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a squirrel in your pocket is pure gold."

2. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late worm gets to sleep in."

3. "Don't cry over spilled milk, just grab a straw and start sipping."

4. "A watched pot never boils, but an unwatched pot will definitely burn your dinner."

5. "Actions speak louder than words, but a well-timed wink can speak volumes."

6. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don't forget the tequila."

7. "The pen is mightier than the sword, but a good eraser is even mightier."

8. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you're really good at juggling."

9. "The grass is always greener on the other side, but it's probably just fake turf."

10. "A stitch in time saves nine, but a stitch in the wrong place could ruin the whole sweater."

Above is Fake wise sayings.

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