Fall season quotes and sayings funny

1. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

2. "Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go."

3. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

4. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

5. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

6. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

7. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

8. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

9. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

10. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." - L.M. Montgomery

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Sayings with the word shit

1. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you shit, don't make shit soup.2. You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.3. Sometimes you have to go through the shit to get to the good stuff.4. Life is like a sewer, what you get out of it depends on what you put

Sarcastic confucius sayings

1. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.2. Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.3. Woman who fly upside down have crack up.4. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.5. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Appropriate st patrick's day sayings

1. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. May the luck of the Irish be with you!3. May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.4. May your day be touched by a bit of Irish

Funny sayings about growing older

1. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.2. Age is just a number, but maturity is a choice.3. I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.4. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.5. Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional.6. Age is like fine wine, it gets

Red coat sayings

1. Red coat, bold and bright, a statement piece that steals the spotlight.2. In a sea of black, be the red coat that stands out.3. Wearing a red coat is like wearing confidence on your shoulders.4. A red coat is not just a color, it's a mood.5. When in doubt, wear red.6. A red coat is a c

Hand grenade sayings

1. Handle with care, this is not a toy.2. Don't pull the pin unless you're ready for the explosion.3. A grenade is a weapon, not a joke.4. One wrong move and it's game over.5. Grenades are not for show, they're for serious situations.6. Keep your distance, this grenade means business.7.

Marv sayings home alone

1. Keep the change, ya filthy animal!2. I'm not afraid anymore!3. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!4. I made my family disappear.5. Buzz, your girlfriend! Woof!6. This is it. Don't get scared now.7. Look what you did, you little jerk!8. I'm eating junk and watching rubbish! You bette

Olaf quotes and sayings

1. Some people are worth melting for. - Olaf2. I like warm hugs! - Olaf3. Love is putting someone else's needs before yours. - Olaf4. Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a... happy snowman! - Olaf5. Hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs! - Olaf6. Oh, I

Need quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Bel

Parent to child sayings

1. Do as I say, not as I do.2. Because I said so.3. I'm not asking, I'm telling.4. You'll understand when you're older.5. I know what's best for you.6. You'll thank me later.7. Don't make me count to three.8. I'm not your friend, I'm your parent.9. I brought you into this world, I c