Funniest toast sayings
1. "May your life be as long as a roll of toilet paper, and may it have fewer ups and downs."
2. "Here's to the nights we'll never remember, with the friends we'll never forget."
3. "May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmother's teeth."
4. "May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night."
5. "Here's to the nights we won't remember and the friends we won't forget, unless we forget to remember, then we'll never forget to remember."
6. "May your wine glass never be empty, and your troubles be as light as a cloud."
7. "May your life be like a roll of toilet paper - long and useful."
8. "Here's to the nights that turned into mornings, and the friends that turned into family."
9. "May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door."
10. "May your life be as joyful as a child with a new toy, and as carefree as a dog in a park."
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