Funny 18th birthday cards sayings
1. "Congratulations on finally being old enough to vote for the same politicians who got us into this mess in the first place!"
2. "You're officially an adult now, which means you can legally do all the things you've been doing illegally for the past few years. Happy 18th!"
3. "Welcome to adulthood, where the only thing you have to look forward to is paying taxes and pretending to enjoy kale smoothies."
4. "Now that you're 18, you can legally be tried as an adult. So, you might want to start practicing your 'I swear I didn't do it' face."
5. "Happy 18th birthday! Remember, you're only as old as the number of times you've been asked for ID."
6. "Congratulations on turning 18! Now you can legally buy all the things you were already buying illegally. Cheers to being a responsible adult!"
7. "You're 18 now, which means you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 16. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... or something like that."
8. "Happy 18th birthday! Now you can legally do all the things you were doing before, but with the added bonus of being able to blame it on being an adult."
9. "Turning 18 is like unlocking a new level in the game of life. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... and a lot of paperwork."
10. "Congratulations on turning 18! Now you can legally do all the things you were doing before, but with the added bonus of being able to sign your own permission slips."
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