Funny 40th birthday sayings for him
1. "Turning 40 is like reaching the top of the hill in the rollercoaster of life – buckle up for the ride down!"
2. "At 40, you're not old, you're just a classic model with a few extra miles on the odometer."
3. "They say life begins at 40, but I'm pretty sure that's just something people say to make you feel better about turning 40."
4. "40 is the new 30... until you try to hang out with a group of 30-year-olds and realize you're the only one who remembers life before smartphones."
5. "Congratulations on turning 40! Now you can officially start complaining about your back pain and not understanding the latest technology."
6. "They say 40 is the new 20, but let's be real – at 20, you didn't have to worry about your knees making weird noises every time you stood up."
7. "40 is the age when you start to appreciate the finer things in life, like a good night's sleep and a quiet evening at home."
8. "Turning 40 is like upgrading to the deluxe edition of adulthood – now with extra responsibilities and a free subscription to AARP."
9. "Happy 40th birthday! Remember, age is just a number... until you have to start counting how many pills you need to take each day."
10. "They say life begins at 40, but I'm pretty sure that's just because you finally have enough experience to know better but choose to do it anyway."
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