Funny 80 birthday sayings

1. "At 80, you've earned the right to forget where you put your keys... and your glasses... and your phone."

2. "They say age is just a number, but at 80, that number comes with a lot of extra zeros!"

3. "80 years young and still going strong... mostly thanks to your daily dose of coffee and sarcasm."

4. "You know you're 80 when your candles cost more than your cake."

5. "80 is the new 60... or at least that's what we'll keep telling ourselves!"

6. "At 80, you've officially reached 'I've seen it all' status... and probably forgotten most of it too!"

7. "They say wisdom comes with age... but at 80, it's mostly just forgetting where you parked your car."

8. "80 years of living life to the fullest... or at least until nap time."

9. "Happy 80th birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic!"

10. "80 years of making memories, and still not a single dull moment in sight!"

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