Funny and sarcastic sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in sarcasm."
10. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards that no one can meet."
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