Funny anger management sayings
1. "Don't get mad, get funny!"
2. "Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday."
3. "I'm not angry, I'm just passionately expressing my displeasure."
4. "Anger is just one letter short of danger. So let's add a 'D' and make it a 'dancer' instead!"
5. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my inner opera singer."
6. "Anger is like a hot potato - the longer you hold onto it, the more likely you are to get burned."
7. "I'm not angry, I'm just practicing my 'resting grump face'."
8. "When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."
9. "Keep calm and count to 10...then count to 10 again because you lost track the first time."
10. "I'm not angry, I'm just emotionally constipated."
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1. It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.2. I would rather die standing than live on my knees.3. I'd prefer to die on my feet than live on my knees.4. I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.5. I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees.6. I'd rather die
1. My love for you is eternal, it will never fade.2. You are my forever and always.3. I will love you until the end of time.4. You are the love of my life, my forever soulmate.5. In your arms, I have found my forever home.6. I promise to love you endlessly, for all eternity.7. You are m
1. I am not throwing away my shot.2. History has its eyes on you.3. Talk less, smile more.4. I am the one thing in life I can control.5. I am not standing still, I am lying in wait.6. Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now.7. I am not afraid, I know who I mar
1. You have my whole heart for my whole life.2. I love you more than words can express.3. Forever and always, you are my love.4. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day.5. I choose you every day, now and forever.6. You are my happily ever after.7. I love you to the moon and back.8. You ar
1. Bumps and bruises are just temporary battle scars.2. Every bump and bruise tells a story of resilience.3. Bumps and bruises are reminders of our strength and endurance.4. In the game of life, bumps and bruises are just part of the journey.5. Bumps and bruises are like badges of honor, sh
1. All in good time.2. All in a day's work.3. All in the same boat.4. All in a day's play.5. All in or nothing.6. All in due time.7. All in the family.8. All in one place.9. All in the same breath.10. All in the line of duty.
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1. Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. - Henry Ford2. Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill3. Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote4. I have not f
1. Land of the free, home of the brave.2. Let freedom ring!3. Red, white, and blue, happy 4th of July to you!4. Fireworks, family, and freedom.5. United we stand, divided we fall.6. Proud to be an American.7. Stars and stripes forever.8. Independence Day: celebrating freedom since 177