New funny sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an experimental food artist."
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Here are a few ideas for sayings that could be printed on a canvas pouch:1. Adventure awaits2. Dream big, travel far3. Be fearless, be kind4. Stay wild, stay free5. Good vibes only6. Explore, dream, discover7. Find joy in the journey8. Not all who wander are lost9. Live in the momen
1. Fifty and fabulous!2. Aged to perfection at 50!3. Half a century never looked so good!4. 50 and still fabulous!5. Cheers to 50 years!6. 50 and thriving!7. Golden at 50!8. 50 and fabulous, just like fine wine!9. 50 is the new 30!10. Celebrating 50 years of awesomeness!
1. Satisfy your sweet tooth!2. Indulge in a sugar rush!3. Take a sweet journey with us!4. Life is sweet, enjoy the treats!5. Sweeten your day with our candy buffet!6. A little sugar never hurt anybody!7. Treat yourself to a candy extravaganza!8. Sweet treats for sweet souls!9. Dive
1. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake!2. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy Birthday!3. May your birthday be as special as you are to me.4. Here's to another year of fabulous you! Happy Birthday!5. Age is just a number, but your awesomeness is timeless
1. Cooking is love made visible.2. The kitchen is the heart of the home.3. Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends.4. Life is short, eat dessert first.5. Happiness is homemade.6. In this kitchen, we dance.7. The secret ingredient is always love.8. Eat well, laugh of
1. Che il malocchio si allontani da me (May the evil eye stay away from me)2. Guarda che non ti faccio il malocchio (Watch out, I'll give you the evil eye)3. Mi hai fatto il malocchio (You gave me the evil eye)4. Porta via il malocchio (Take away the evil eye)5. Scaccia il malocchio (Drive
1. A goal without a plan is just a wish.2. Plans are nothing; planning is everything. - Dwight D. Eisenhower3. If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail. - Benjamin Franklin4. Plans are the foundation upon which success is built.5. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The sec
1. What if cats could talk and they just spent all day insulting humans?2. What if socks had feelings and got sad when they were separated from their mate?3. What if trees could walk around and have conversations with each other?4. What if gravity suddenly stopped working and everyone started floati
Here are some Norn Iron (Northern Irish) sayings that you might find amusing or interesting:1. Away on, ye eejit! - Go away, you fool!2. Dead on - Excellent, great, or okay.3. Catch yourself on - Get a grip or wise up.4. Keep 'er lit - Keep going or keep the momentum going.5. Quare geg -
1. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.2. I'm not aging, I'm just increasing in value.3. I'm not getting older, I'm just becoming a classic.4. I'm not over the hill, I'm just on top of it.5. I'm not middle-aged, I'm just halfway to 90.6. I'm not past my prime, I'm just in my golden years.