Funny bag sayings
1. "I'm not a regular bag, I'm a cool bag."
2. "Warning: Contents may be more fabulous than they appear."
3. "I'm carrying all the essentials: snacks, lip gloss, and a positive attitude."
4. "Handle with care, I contain precious cargo (and probably some old receipts)."
5. "I'm not just a bag, I'm a portable treasure chest."
6. "Caution: May contain snacks that mysteriously disappear."
7. "I'm not just a bag, I'm a walking emergency kit for life's little disasters."
8. "I'm like Mary Poppins' bag, but with more snacks and less magic."
9. "Handle me with care, I'm carrying dreams, hopes, and a whole lot of junk."
10. "I may be small, but I can carry a whole lot of sass."
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