Funny bathroom sign sayings

1. "Please remain seated during the entire performance."

2. "Remember, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

3. "Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere."

4. "Employees must wash hands before returning to work...or else."

5. "If you must puke, aim for the toilet, not the floor."

6. "Gentlemen, please aim straight. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire show."

7. "This is my throne, so treat it with respect."

8. "If you're waiting for a sign to wash your hands, this is it."

9. "Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen."

10. "Please do not throw anything in the toilet except toilet paper. No, seriously, we mean it."

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