Funny boob sayings
1. "I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later."
2. "I'm not a doctor, but I can give you a breast exam."
3. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
4. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te."
5. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."
6. "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your cleavage."
7. "If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber."
8. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
9. "Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
10. "If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
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