Funny british quotes and sayings

1. "Keep calm and carry on."

2. "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in."

3. "I'm not being rude, I'm just British."

4. "I'm so posh, I sweat champagne."

5. "I'm as British as a cup of tea."

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

8. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

9. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

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Sayings about being cheap

1. Penny wise, pound foolish.2. You get what you pay for.3. Buy cheap, buy twice.4. Being cheap is expensive in the long run.5. A miserly man and a hungry dog are never satisfied.6. The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten.7. Being frugal

Common success sayings

1. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer2. Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill3. Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day i

Funny quotes food and health sayings

1. I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 2. The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child3. I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper4. I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I ha

Love sayings for instagram

1. Love is not just a feeling, it's a choice we make every day.2. In a world full of chaos, love is the only constant.3. Love is the bridge that connects hearts across any distance.4. Love is the language that everyone understands.5. Love is the greatest adventure of all.6. Love is the ke

Funny bbq sayings

1. I like my BBQ like I like my jokes - well done!2. BBQ: where the only thing hotter than the grill is the sauce.3. Grillin' and chillin' - the perfect BBQ motto.4. I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry for BBQ.5. BBQ: the only time it's acceptable to play with your food.6. Grill i

Country ga sayings

Here are some popular sayings from the country of Georgia:1. მერი დარიგება (meri darigeba) - A friend is a guide.2. თავი განსაკუთრება (tavi gansakutreba) - Self is the best helper.3. სიცოცხლე მართალი სიმართლე (sicotskhle martali simartle) - A righteous life is a just life.4. სიცოცხლე სი

Pull string woody doll sayings

Here are some classic sayings from the Woody doll in the Toy Story movies:1. There's a snake in my boot!2. Reach for the sky!3. You're my favorite deputy!4. Yee-haw!5. You're my favorite deputy!6. Somebody's poisoned the water hole!7. This town ain't big enough for the two of us!8.

Funny chicken birthday sayings for friends

1. Hope your birthday is egg-cellent and full of cluck-tastic surprises!2. Wishing you a birthday that's as fabulous as a chicken in a feather boa!3. May your birthday be as clucking awesome as a chicken doing the cha-cha!4. Here's to a birthday that's as clucky as a hen on a hot tin roof!5.

Over the hill sayings for 60

1. Life begins at 60.2. 60 is the new 40.3. 60 and fabulous.4. 60 is just a number.5. 60 years young.6. 60 and still going strong.7. 60 is the new chapter.8. 60 is the prime of life.9. 60 and loving it.10. 60 is the new peak.

Brokenness quotes sayings

1. The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway2. It is only in our darkest hours that we may discover the true strength of the brilliant light within ourselves that can never, ever, be dimmed. - Doe Zantamata3. Broken things can become bles