Funny builders sayings
1. "Measure twice, cut once... then swear a lot when you realize you still messed it up."
2. "I have a hammer and I'm not afraid to use it... even if it's not the right tool for the job."
3. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just really good at making it look like I meant to do that."
4. "I don't make mistakes, I just create unique design features."
5. "I can fix anything with duct tape and a positive attitude."
6. "I'm not a carpenter, I'm a wood magician."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for the next project."
8. "Measure once, curse twice."
9. "I'm not a builder, I'm a professional problem solver."
10. "If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer."
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