Funny button sayings
1. "Press here for instant happiness"
2. "Push me and then just touch me, till I can get my satisfaction"
3. "Warning: Pressing this button may cause uncontrollable laughter"
4. "Do not press this button... Just kidding, go ahead and press it"
5. "Press here for a surprise that may or may not be disappointing"
6. "In case of emergency, press this button and run away"
7. "Push me, I dare you"
8. "Press here for a dose of instant silliness"
9. "This button may or may not grant you three wishes... only one way to find out"
10. "Caution: Pressing this button may result in an uncontrollable urge to dance"
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