Funny car sayings on t shirts

1. "I don't snore, I dream I'm a race car."

2. "Sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race."

3. "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying."

4. "My other car is a race car."

5. "I brake for donuts."

6. "I'd rather be drifting."

7. "Eat, sleep, race, repeat."

8. "Racing is my therapy."

9. "I like fast cars and I cannot lie."

10. "If you can read this, my girlfriend fell off."

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