Funny cat sayings and pictures

Here are some funny cat sayings along with some cute cat pictures:

1. "I am the ruler of this household, bow down to me hooman."

![Cat Picture](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/02/20/18/03/cat-2083492_960_720.jpg)

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

![Cat Picture](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2016/07/10/21/47/cat-1508613_960_720.jpg)

3. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy."

![Cat Picture](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/11/14/13/06/kitty-2948404_960_720.jpg)

4. "I don't always meow, but when I do, it's because I want something."

![Cat Picture](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2015/11/16/14/43/cat-1045782_960_720.jpg)

5. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just pretending not to hear you."

![Cat Picture](https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2017/11/14/13/06/kitty-2948404_960_720.jpg)

I hope these funny cat sayings and pictures bring a smile to your face!

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