Funny chrsitmas sayings
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."
2. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"
3. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."
4. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."
5. "The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
6. "Christmas shopping: because finding the perfect gift for someone is way more important than paying rent."
7. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
8. "Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
9. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."
10. "Who needs snowflakes when you have confetti?"
Above is Funny chrsitmas sayings.
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1. I'm so cross-eyed, I can see in two directions at once!2. I'm so cross-eyed, I can wink at two people at the same time.3. I'm so cross-eyed, I can watch a tennis match without moving my head.4. I'm so cross-eyed, I can read two pages of a book simultaneously.5. I'm so cross-eyed, I can g
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The futu
1. Fired up and ready to go!2. Running on all cylinders.3. Revved up and raring to go.4. Full throttle ahead.5. Ready to hit the gas.6. Feeling the adrenaline rush.7. Pumped up and energized.8. Ready to kick it into high gear.9. Burning rubber with excitement.10. Revving up for ac