Funny colombian sayings

1. "Más perdido que un perro en misa" - More lost than a dog in church (used to describe someone who is completely clueless)

2. "Más pesado que plomo en el bolsillo" - Heavier than lead in your pocket (used to describe someone who is a burden)

3. "Más aburrido que mico en un bonsái" - More bored than a monkey in a bonsai tree (used to describe extreme boredom)

4. "Más feliz que piojo en costura" - Happier than a louse in a seam (used to describe someone who is very content)

5. "Más largo que un día sin pan" - Longer than a day without bread (used to describe something that feels never-ending)

6. "Más chismoso que lavandera en fiesta" - More gossipy than a laundress at a party (used to describe someone who loves to gossip)

7. "Más fresco que lechuga en nevera" - Fresher than lettuce in the fridge (used to describe someone who is very cheeky or bold)

8. "Más perdido que Adán en el día de las madres" - More lost than Adam on Mother's Day (used to describe someone who is completely disoriented)

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