Grannys funny sayings
1. "Well butter my biscuit!"
2. "I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday, you know."
3. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
4. "You're busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
5. "I'm so old, I remember when rainbows were black and white."
6. "You're as slow as molasses in January."
7. "I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention."
8. "I'm not just a pretty face, you know."
9. "I'm as happy as a tick on a fat dog."
10. "You're as handy as a pocket on a shirt."
Above is Grannys funny sayings.
1. Speed limits are not suggestions, they are the law.2. Drive safe, not fast.3. Speeding may save you a few minutes, but it's not worth risking lives.4. Speeding tickets are expensive, but the cost of a life lost is immeasurable.5. Arrive alive, obey the speed limit.6. Speeding endangers
1. I'm not chubby, I'm just fluffy!2. I'm not lazy, I'm conserving energy.3. I'm not begging for treats, I'm just practicing my cute face.4. I'm not squeaking, I'm singing a guinea pig opera.5. I'm not being picky, I'm just a gourmet eater.6. I'm not hiding, I'm just exploring my stealth
1. Sweat now, shine later!2. Don't stop until you're proud, or until you can't feel your legs.3. Exercise: because you can't Photoshop personality.4. Sore today, strong tomorrow.5. The only bad workout is the one that didn't happen.6. I workout because I know I would go crazy without it..
1. May your Christmas be sweet as honey and filled with joy.2. Wishing you a Christmas season as golden as honey.3. Sending you warm wishes for a honey-sweet Christmas.4. May your holiday season be filled with the sweetness of love and joy, just like honey.5. Here's to a Christmas that's as
1. Happy birthday to my best friend! You are truly a gift in my life and I am grateful for your friendship every day.2. On your special day, I want to remind you how much you mean to me. You are not just my best friend, but my confidant, my rock, and my partner in crime. Happy birthday!3. To th
1. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin2. A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois3. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn4. Love is composed of a
1. Scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, topped, and country.2. Good food fast, not fast food.3. All-star specials for all-star appetites.4. Where the coffee is always hot and the waffles are always fresh.5. We don't just serve food, we serve smiles.6. No need t
1. Ride as if there's no tomorrow, for the road is your canvas and the bike is your brush.2. Life is like riding a bike, to keep your balance you must keep moving.3. Four wheels move the body, but two wheels move the soul.4. Ride in the direction of your dreams, for the journey is just as imp
1. Dressage: where the horse does all the work and the rider takes all the credit.2. Dressage: the art of making a horse do what it already knows how to do, but in a fancy way.3. Dressage riders: we spend more time perfecting our horse's hair than our own.4. Dressage: where the horse thinks t
1. Grill and chill.2. Life is better with a grill.3. Grill master at work.4. Grill it, thrill it, chill it.5. Grill 'til you thrill.6. Grill and be grateful.7. Grill, eat, repeat.8. Grill like a boss.9. Grill and be happy.10. Grill, eat, enjoy, repeat.