Funny creative sayings
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...of candy in my spare time."
8. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just a classic."
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1. Wishing you a Christmas filled with love and laughter!2. May your holiday season be full of joy, love, and laughter.3. Sending you warm wishes for a Christmas filled with love and laughter.4. May your heart be filled with love and your home with laughter this Christmas.5. Here's to a Chr
Here are some t-shirt ideas with dog sayings:1. Life is better with a dog2. Dog hair, don't care3. All you need is love and a dog4. My dog is my spirit animal5. Dog mom/Dog dad6. Home is where my dog is7. Sorry I can't, I have plans with my dog8. In a relationship with my dog9. I wo
Here are some funny sayings from Northern Ireland:1. Sure, you couldn't throw a stone without hitting a pub in Belfast.2. He's as useful as a chocolate teapot.3. She's as rare as hen's teeth.4. He's got a face like a slapped arse.5. I'm so hungry I could eat the back end out of a skunk.6.
1. I'm not a demon. I'm a hunter.2. I've got a bigger dick.3. I'm motivated to kick demon ass.4. I've got a score to settle with that son of a bitch.5. I'm up for some stabbity death.6. Jackpot!7. I'm not letting you die.8. I'm not letting you die, you're not dying here.9. I'm not l
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1. Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.2. Forgive and forget, not for them, but for yourself.3. Let go of the past and focus on the present, for forgiveness is the key to a happy life.4. Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the
1. Santa's helpers are known as subordinate clauses.2. The elf on the shelf is always watching, so be on your best behavior!3. Christmas is just around the corner, but don't worry, it's not a sharp turn.4. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red.5. W
Here are some coffee mug sets with sayings that you might like:1. Good Morning and Good Night coffee mug set2. Coffee is my Love Language and But First, Coffee coffee mug set3. Coffee and Friends make the Perfect Blend and Life Begins after Coffee coffee mug set4. Rise and Grind and S
1. ¡Vámonos! (Let's go!)2. Swiper, no swiping! 3. Rescue pack to the rescue!4. We did it, we did it, we did it, hooray!5. Hola, soy Dora. And I'm Diego!6. To the rescue, to the rescue!7. ¡Excelente! (Excellent!)8. ¡Fantástico! (Fantastic!)9. ¡Lo hicimos! (We did it!)10. Let's expl
1. Wishing you warm holiday greetings from our sandy shores to yours!2. May your Christmas be as bright and beautiful as a beach sunset.3. Sending you waves of joy and peace this holiday season.4. May your Christmas be filled with sunshine, laughter, and love.5. Warmest wishes for a beachy