Funny dad and son sayings

1. Dad: "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

Son: "Oh dad, that joke is corny!"

2. Son: "Dad, can you make me a sandwich?"

Dad: "Poof! You're a sandwich!"

3. Dad: "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!"

Son: "Dad, that joke is bone-chillingly bad."

4. Son: "Dad, can I have some money?"

Dad: "Money doesn't grow on trees, son."

Son: "But it does grow in wallets, right?"

5. Dad: "Why was the math book sad?"

Son: "I don't know, why?"

Dad: "Because it had too many problems."

6. Son: "Dad, I'm cold."

Dad: "Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees!"

7. Dad: "Why did the tomato turn red?"

Son: "I don't know, why?"

Dad: "Because it saw the salad dressing!"

8. Son: "Dad, can you tell me a joke?"

Dad: "Sure, why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!"

9. Dad: "Why don't scientists trust atoms?"

Son: "I don't know, why?"

Dad: "Because they make up everything!"

10. Son: "Dad, I'm hungry."

Dad: "Hi hungry, I'm dad. Nice to meet you!"

Above is Funny dad and son sayings.

Eleven sayings

1. Actions speak louder than words.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.6. Every cloud has a silver lining.7. Haste makes waste.8. The grass is always greener on th

Redneck sayings funny

1. Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!2. He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.3. I'm sweating like a sinner in church.4. She's as happy as a tick on a fat dog.5. I'm so hungry I could eat the hind legs off a donkey.6. He's slicker than snot on a doorknob.7. I'm as nerv

Allama iqbal sayings in english

1. The ultimate aim of the ego is not to see something, but to be something.2. The flower that you hold in your hands was born in the sun and grew in the sun. And it will only live in the sun.3. Words, without power, is mere philosophy.4. Be aware of your own worth; use all of your power to a

Rugby sayings for cards

1. Give it your all and leave it all on the field.2. Play hard, play fair, and play as a team.3. Rugby is not just a game, it's a way of life.4. Tackle your challenges head-on, just like you tackle your opponents.5. In rugby, there are no shortcuts to success. It's all about hard work and d

Sayings for husband on father& 39

1. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.2. Behind every great child is a truly amazing father.3. The greatest gift I ever had came from God, I call him Dad.4. A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.5. Any man can be a fath

Distance friendship quotes and sayings

1. Distance means so little when someone means so much. 2. True friendship isn't about being inseparable, it's about being separated and nothing changes.3. Distance cannot separate us. We are connected by heart and soul.4. Even though we may be miles apart, our friendship knows no distance.5

Jello sayings

1. Life is full of wobbles, just like a bowl of jello.2. Sometimes you just have to go with the flow, like jello in a mold.3. Stay strong and resilient, like jello that holds its shape.4. Sweeten someone's day with a jiggly hello, like a bowl of jello.5. Just like jello, sometimes you need

Pathway quotes sayings

1. Success is not a destination, but a journey. - Zig Ziglar2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. The path to success is to take massive, determined action. - Tony Robbins4. The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same. - Colin R.

Funny victorian sayings

1. Don't be a noodle-brained nincompoop!2. Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!3. He's as useful as a chocolate teapot.4. She's as sharp as a bowling ball.5. He's all hat and no cattle.6. She's got a bee in her bonnet.7. He's as mad as a hatter.8. She's as happy as a clam at high water.9.

Antiwar sayings

1. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell2. The only way to win a war is to prevent it. - George Marshall3. War is a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann4. In war, there are no winners, only survivors. - Unknown5. War is the greatest