Funny dance sayings

1. "Dance like nobody's watching, but also like someone might be recording it for YouTube."

2. "I don't always dance, but when I do, I make sure to embarrass myself completely."

3. "I've got moves like Jagger... if Jagger had two left feet."

4. "Dance first, think later. It's the natural order."

5. "I dance because punching people is frowned upon."

6. "Dance like you've never been hurt... until the next morning when you can't move."

7. "I may not be a professional dancer, but I sure know how to make a fool of myself on the dance floor."

8. "I dance because it's cheaper than therapy... and more fun!"

9. "My dance style can best be described as 'drunk uncle at a wedding'."

10. "I don't need alcohol to dance, but it sure does make me a better dancer... in my own mind."

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