Funny depressed sayings
1. "I'm not sure if I'm depressed or just really lazy."
2. "I'm so depressed, even my imaginary friends have stopped talking to me."
3. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
6. "I'm not a complete idiot, there are some parts missing."
7. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
8. "I'm not a pessimist, I'm just an optimist with experience."
9. "I'm not sure if I'm getting better or just used to the pain."
10. "I'm not a complete failure, I'm just a work in progress."
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