Funny elf sayings
1. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not lost, I'm on an adventure."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a nocturnal elf."
6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing selective hearing."
7. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically delaying tasks."
8. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just creatively mischievous."
9. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just storing memories in a different folder."
10. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate."
Above is Funny elf sayings.
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1. Not the brightest bulb in the box.2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.3. Not the brightest crayon in the box.4. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.5. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.6. A few cards short of a full deck.7. Not the brightest star in the sky.8. A few screws loose