Funny elf sayings

1. "I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not lost, I'm on an adventure."

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a nocturnal elf."

6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing selective hearing."

7. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm strategically delaying tasks."

8. "I'm not a troublemaker, I'm just creatively mischievous."

9. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just storing memories in a different folder."

10. "I'm not a picky eater, I just have a refined palate."

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