Funny farewell sayings for cards

1. "Goodbye, don't cry. I'll be back before you can say 'I miss you!'"

2. "Farewell, my friend. Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder... or at least that's what I'll keep telling myself!"

3. "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! Just kidding, I'll only be gone for a little while."

4. "Adios, amigos! Don't worry, I'll be back to annoy you in no time."

5. "It's not goodbye, it's see you later... unless I win the lottery, then it's definitely goodbye!"

6. "Farewell, my dear friend. Remember, distance means so little when someone means so much... but don't worry, I'll still miss you!"

7. "Goodbye for now, but not forever. I'll be back to disturb your peace and steal your snacks soon enough."

8. "Parting is such sweet sorrow... unless you're the one leaving, then it's just sweet!"

9. "Farewell, my friend. Don't worry, I'll be back to make more unforgettable memories with you soon."

10. "Goodbye, but not for long. I'll be back before you even have a chance to miss me... or so I hope!"

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