Funny gardening sayings
1. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a plant whisperer."
2. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a professional weed puller."
3. "Gardening: where you can literally watch your money grow."
4. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like to drink wine on the patio while someone else does the gardening."
5. "Gardening is just another word for 'playing in the dirt.'"
6. "I'm a plant parent, not a gardener. My plants are my children."
7. "Gardening: the art of turning a patch of dirt into a masterpiece."
8. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a plant therapist. I listen to their problems and give them sunlight."
9. "Gardening is the only place where you can use the term 'blooming idiot' as a compliment."
10. "I'm not a gardener, I'm a botanical artist. My canvas is the earth."
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